Just once. Just fucking once, I would like to go to the Sanctuary and not end up getting beaten over the head with the fact that I'm a cyborg, or that my armor is an unflattering shade, or that my rank and name together are "Private Dick ( Read more... )

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Q: Honestly, who the hell actually does that 'ingesting a little bit of poison periodically in order to build up an immunity to it' trick outside of movies?

A: Apparently, Sarge. Great.I swear, it's like he's fucking Rasputin or something. I'll never make any progress at this rate ( Read more... )